Hello world!

The man behind the operation who spends most of his time tearing his hair out

The Northern Monkey fits into the team in central midfield. Always can be heard on the pitch and can never seem to bring tape with him to matches. Normally first in the pub aswell after the game.

Weighing in at over 6'6 Captain Pollock is the stalwart at center back. A scouse star of the team who holds the record of being the only Squaddie to score a hat trick with his head.

Sweet cheeks will only be with us intill January when he is off to travelling. Hopefully he will be back refreshed by the close of the season. Ever reliable midfieder who gives it all and tackles hard. Good-bye Sweet Cheeks!

The engine that is Jez. Impact's utility player. Has played every position bar Goalkeeper. He slots in well whereever he is asked to play. A great assit to the team and his quickness and heading ability are second to none.

The goal machine that was nicknamed "The Rocket" by the Bristol Evening Post. Has an eye for the goal like no other Impact forward. His ability to find the net has made him a force to reckoned with in the Bristol and District league.

Our defensive utility player who slots in when needed by the team.

The Guilford boy does well what ever position he is asked to play. He natutal ability makes him a great assist to the team. Sometime a winger, sometimes a forward and has even been known to play in goal. Top player.

The other scouser in the team so watch yer wheels with this one. A teacher by trade and some may say his heading needs a few lessons. Always committed to the cause and loves to to see commitment on the pitch. Also commited to the pub after the game for the post match review and a few beers.

A first team regular in Impact's first Season. He has come back for the third refreshed and ready to don the mighty Impact shirt. A ever reliabel left footer and the first season Player's Player of the year. Welcome back Ben!

The Cheltenham "indie" boy does well when playing either at full-back or his favourite posistion of center back. Loves the post match beer and banter. Always up for a night out which may explain his sore head on the Saturday afternoon.

The midfield majestic Pole. Works hard on the pitch to make things happen in the center of the pitch. Has settled well into the team. He now has a full repotware of English swear words and taunts. Just needs to remember not to use them on the Ref.

Fits in well down the right hand side of the pitch. His main assist is his spider legs that dazzle the opposition and allows him to show off his silky skills.

Our second pole who plays in defence. His calmness on the ball makes him a great addition the the back four.

Holds the record for the longest ever name of an Impact player! Our season long signing is an exciting admission to the team.